I'm watching the Kimbo Slice MMA fight NJ right now. This guy is huge and scary, and apparently pretty good. This is the first of his Elite XC fights that I've seen and he's faring well. Tonight he's taking on James Thompson. MMA is getting bigger and bigger. UFC has the Ultimate Fighter on Spike and tonight's Elite XC fight is on CBS.
For those that don't know, MMA is mixed martial arts (UFC is arguably the most popular) where you fight inside a cage utilizing a variety of of fighting styles. Kimbo Slice is a fight who gained notoriety through underground fights posted online. He's pretty badass but the question was could he really be an MMA fight. HOLY CRAP -- he's just almost literally punched Thompson's ear off! Kimbo wins. I guess that answers it - he's now 3-0.
Kimbo was on his back and in a bit of trouble in the first round. It was more of a brawling fight than Kimbo's normal fights but in the end he came through. Kimbo won in the 3rd round via TKO. I don't know what happened but Thompson's ear was HUGE and Kimbo popped it which poured blood everywhere, it was ridiculous. He's got some pretty ridic punches. He could probably punch a baseball and get a home run.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Kimbo Slice
Friday, May 30, 2008
Mommy Why Is There A Server In The House?
This was shown to me yesterday. If you go to Circuit City's website and browse home servers there's apparently a PDF that they have on the page explaining why having a server at home is good. You can get to the PDF buy clicking HERE and scrolling down.
It's a ridiculous book aimed at children which helps them cope with issues such as other kids making fun of them for having a server at home instead of in an office. Finally someone is helping kids cope with these issues! I highly suggest that you read this. It says things like "When a mommy and daddy love each other very much the daddy wants to give the mommy a special gift...so he buys a stay-at-home server" and "Offices are why big people get grumpy and say bad words."
Check out the complete slideshow online HERE (thanks Gizmodo).
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Star Wars Gansta Rap Videos
I'm rather busy today so I don't have much time to post one of my glorious and insightful posts. So instead you get two Star Wars gangster rap videos.
Unfortunately I couldn't find the cartoon version on YouTube for some reason so I had to link to Atom Films who forces you to visit their site.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Striped Chips Ahoy!
Does anyone remember these things? Striped Chips Ahoy! were quite possibly the greatest cookies every created, rivaling that of the almighty black and white cookie. For those of you who like the weird red/green/yellow cookie thing, that's just ridiculous and they are terrible. No one seems to remember these...what a shame.
These cookies were Jesusly delicious.
Monday, May 26, 2008
Weezer - Pork and Beans Video
Holiday weekends equal lazy posting habits. So here's the new video from Weezer for the song Pork and Beans of the upcoming Red Album. I love it. It's a great song and the video is awesome too. The video is a spoof of a bunch of popular YouTube vids (even though South Park really beat them on this). You have to see all the related videos to to truly enjoy the Weezer one. I don't have them all but some of them are: dramatic chipmunk, mentos experiment, afro ninja, GI Joe PSA, 155 t-shirts, leave britney alone, all your base are belong to us, Miss South Carolina, Numa Numa, crank that dance, evolution of dance, chocolate rain, popozao, daft hands, daft bodies, peanut butter jelly time, and charlie the unicorn (in the background at the end).
Friday, May 23, 2008
Stop Celebrity Name Mashups
Dear Guy Who Creates Celebrity Couple Name Mashups,
If you ever create another couple mashup name like "brangelina" or "tomkat" I will come find you and smash your face in. Seriously, it's the most annoying thing ever. I've seen things where they'll take two people's names and just remove spaces from in between them, let's say Tiffany Smith and Alex Johnson and they'll be like "oh their new name is alexandtiffaayjohnsonsmith." Really? This is very irritating to me and it's got to stop.
I'm pretty sure that you are single-handedly destroying society. If you continue to do this I hope you fall onto a pile a searing hot rusty things.
The Cleveland Show
Well Quahog's local deli owner Cleveland Brown is getting his own show. I wonder what it'll be like. Cartoon character spin offs are amusing and apparently he's living somewhere with a family of bears living next door. It probably won't be as good as Family Guy but most likely better than American Dad.
Watch the video with it's nice song. Cleveland would do it for you.
