Who is the casting director that decided that Jamie Kennedy either has talent or is entertaining?
Last night I was watching the show Reaper, which most people probably don't watch, but I think it's great. Anyway, Jamie Kennedy was a guest star and he was terrible. He played the same stupid sounding stoned looking oblivious idiot character that he plays in everything he's ever been in. He just about ruined the episode. In fact I think he just about ruined television and film, that's how bad he is. I can't think of words to explain how bad he really is. He's just annoying. If I see him on anything I will change the channel. If he even guest stars in a movie I think twice about watching it.
Is there anyone who is actually like "Oh a new Jamie Kennedy show I have to catch that" or "Jamie Kennedy is on Conan tonight, can't miss it." I can't imagine the type of person who thinks he's funny or even mildly entertaining. He has got to be the (not one of, the) worst "performer" in the history of existence. I'd rather watch a baby murder ballet than 1 minute of his "comedy."
On another note, watch Reaper so it doesn't get cancelled.
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Jamie Kennedy is Terrible
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
BK Now Open On Eternia
For those who don't know, King Randor is the father or He-Man and ruler of Eternia. Last night I came across some stuff online that brings into question who this alleged King really is. It seems the King may be leading a secret life.
I give you exhibit A, King Randor:
And now ladies and gentlemen, I give you exhibit B, The Burger King:
I'm just saying, have you ever seen these two together?
Monday, July 7, 2008
The Empire Strike Barack
Haha, I found this pro Barack Obama mashups today. I like The Empire Strike Barack Best, it has the best scenes in it. It's not the best done video, just faces pasted on Star Wars clips, but like I said, it's got some funny quotes in it.
Check it out at about 2:32 for Obama's "dirt off the shoulder" move and at 4:32 to see him drive the lane. I'm surprised that I haven't seen the basketball clip before with some ridiculous headline like "Obama drives to the hoop of change" or something like that.
So if you'd like to see the video here it is (4:59 total):
Also Barack Obama as Rocky: Baracky
In other news, I think I'm going to start making some "John McCain is so old..." jokes, I just haven' t got a good one yet. If you have some Old McCain jokes send them to me HERE.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Step Brothers - Restricted Trailer
Well this could potentially be the greatest movie in the history of the world. Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly, who both still live with their parents, become step brothers at like 40 when their parents get married. I imagine though that you should probably drink before, and possibly during the movie to enhance it's hilarity.
Watch the "restricted" unedited trailer:
"The bunk beds were a terrible idea. Why'd you let us do that?"
WTF Cable Companies
What the F cable companies. First you limit our bandwith and now you cut off services. It seems that on the urging of NY Attorney General Andrew Cuomo, a bunch of cable/internet providers are now blocking access to usenet (and thus blocking access to million of files to download). Come on it seems that these companies keep giving us less for more, it's getting ridiculous.
What I'm more annoyed about here are Attorney General's who simply do something under the guise of "seeking justice" when it's actually for press and a way to create a more publicly recognizable persona and advance your political carereer. Let's be honest here, this is a big move for Cuomo and is getting press (with highly respected outlets like this) writing about. On the other side I'm sure that the cable companies love it as it now cuts down on people's bandwith even more, unless users choose to go to a third party group that they'll have to pay for.
So what do we have here? Politician wins, cable companies win, third party companies win, consumers lose. Keep up the good work.
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Retarded Athletes ESPN Moments
Now, I don’t mean to be a jerk about this but it’s getting rather annoying…Here’s what’s going on:
I’m sitting at home watching SportsCenter thinking I’m going to hear some trade news, see some highlights or hear that they finally realized baseball is a boring sport and ban it from TV. But that’s not what I hear. What is it that I do hear? A “heartwarming” story about a kid with no legs who got to play wheelchair basketball with some NBA player or a kid with cancer who got to meet a baseball player or a retarded kid who is infatuated with race horses.
Okay yeah it’s nice that this kids get their Make A Wish thing and I don’t what then to die or anything but I really have no interest in hearing about retarded athletes playing 6th grade tee-ball or a kid with a disease shooting free throws with Shaquille O’ Neal (and probably shooting better than Shaq too).
Yeah great, this 12 year old kid is playing ball, great success. I’m glad he’s happy but I don’t need to see it. This is something you show at like 3:30am, not 7am or 7pm. Seriously. And what’s with the team saying “We love Corky he’s the heart of the team!” Are they really going to go out partying with him when they’re seniors? Maybe…but I doubt it. Again, not being a jerk, just look at it honestly.
Why do we have to work in a PSA and/or some goodwill PR at PRIME score/highlight catch up times? I really doubt the ESPN audience is clamoring for more “heartfelt” stories. It’s also doesn’t set a great tone for the rest of the day. Come on now, you know it’s true.
Also, I’d just like to throw in there that no one cares about the WNBA either. It’s true. You know it. Get over it.
