Shalom Undertaker

I've come to the conclusion that The Undertaker from the WWE is really a Hasidic Jew. Want proof?

Let us compare the style of dress of Hasidic Jewish reggae artist Matisyahu:


Now let's look at The Undertaker:
Hmmm...shalom Undertaker.

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Oooooooooooooh Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah!

Do you all remember the Macho Man Randy Savage? Of course you do. Well here's a promo of his from what I think is the early 80s. It is completely ridiculous and make ZERO sense. It almost sounds like he's reading random lines from random poems or something, or simply babbling offer words as they enter his head. Watch it, it's funny.

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The New Axis of Evil

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the new Axis of Evil.

You might ask why former WWE superstar Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka, North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il and the Pope (or former Pope, RIP) are the new Axis of Evil. Well, upon researching Interpol, an international police organization it seems that the only countries that are not members are North Korea, a bunch of Pacific Island Nations, and the Vatican City. We can only assume the Jimmy Snuka is from some sort of island nation. You can see who else isn't a member here. You be the judge...

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